HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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