normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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