? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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