She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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