You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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