Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I cannot find my penis.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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