David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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