Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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