You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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