How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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