I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize