my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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BRING THE BAGELS
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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