I wish i was in the wii world.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you mean i was at the winter classic?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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