I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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