I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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