At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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