Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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