I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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