i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Even my vagina gasped.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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