Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she peed on how many people?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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