I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Canadian or clown?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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