You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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