But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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