I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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