This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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