I didn't shave. On purpose
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You don't make any sense
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