on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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