The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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