you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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