I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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