I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
thus making me awesome and them whores
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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