I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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