There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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