Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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