She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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