Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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