And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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