its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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