Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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