How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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