why didn't you poke me back
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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