Welp...herpes.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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