i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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