I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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