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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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