Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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