just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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