UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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