i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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