Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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